Fanmail / Spam II

Fanmail / Spam has discovered the joys of PrtSc button. Pwahahaha!

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I was planning on updating after I got back from my vacation (i.e. one week leave), but this just can’t wait and so without further ado, allow me introduce you to…

Mark:

Subject: Can we… What? Just stop and talk a while? WTF?
Message: Hi Mark, you’re in Dubai 2? Wow!!! Where the hell is that?!?! I didn’t even know about Dubai 1. Hmmm… I saw your profile too, and guess what I didn’t like it, so I guess this means I won’t be calling your nomber. Sorry.

And then there’s…

Bobby:

Subject: Hi din!
Message: Hi Bobo, este Bobby… You think I’m cute and sexy? Really? Awww, that’s sweet! Well, I had a look at your profile and I think you’re bald and horny and I was wondering what the hell you were thinking sending me a message. Oh and here’s an idea how about you print this message, shove it where the sun don’t shine, and THEN we’ll see where it goes. Let me know if you’re interested, k?

and finally…

Zozo:

Subject: WAS U P (Ano daw? Gusto n’ya malaman kung ano iniihi ko?)
Message: Hi Zozo! (Awww… You know what? I think I should maybe cut you some slack, seeing that you did apologize and everything… Pfftt, nah I’m sorry. I’m not strong enough.) Mind if I call you Bozo? Of course you don’t, right? Dude, the spelling of the site is already on the top of the page, how in the friggin’ world could you get that wrong?!?! Oh and I’m also sincere and honest, hence I would APPRECIATED it if you would crawl under a rock and never come back.

Disclaimer: Apologies to anyone and everyone who might have been offended. But come on! You had to have seen that coming already!?!?

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