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They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery and though I am flattered (really, I am!), my inner bitch just can’t be shushed up.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to Mr. John Michael Legarda (Fake name? Maybe not… I don’t think he’s smart enough for that.)

Now, I know what ya’ll are thinking… "Dana, you’re paranoid. There ain’t no one who’d be stupid enough to steal from you." Well, dearies, I really hate disagreeing with all y’all, but I am not paranoid and as mind-boggling as it sounds THERE IS SOMEONE WHO’D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO STEAL FROM ME. How did I catch this stealing crapbag, you ask. Simple, he went back to the scene of the crime.

I was checking all the people who have viewed me and when I got to his profile, I saw that he had a blog, so naturally, I clicked on the blog and started reading… Whilst reading the second post, I was already contemplating on bookmarking his page as a candidate for November’s Blogger of the Month… But then, I scrolled down just to see how many more posts he had when I saw this…

I really don’t know what else to say, so let me just end this post with an open letter to Mr. Robby Robberson.

Dear Thief,

Thanks for stealing my post, asshole. No, of course I’m not mad at you for doing that. In fact, that was really sweet of you to think that my post was good enough to be copy pasted and posted as your own (But apparently not good enough to leave a comment to). Thank you very much, bobo. Anyway, please feel free to copy paste more of my entries, dimwit! It would be my pleasure. Now, you take care of yourself, ok? God bless you!

As Always,
D.

P.S.: Show your face to me and you’re dead.

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