The Little Girl That Santa Claus Forgot
"In the street she envies all those lucky girls,
Then wanders home to last year’s broken toys.
I’m so sorry for that LASSIE,
She hasn’t got a BABY,
The little girl that Santa Claus forgot."
As I sit in front of the computer screen on this lovely Christmas morning, I can’t stop but think… Santa Claus sucks.
Yes dearies, he doth sucketh alot. Did I not just ask for one thing and one thing alone? And yet he failed to give that one thing to me. And I know that this post doth maketh me look like a desperate and bitter wench, but carest I not, for I am love-lost. And so with that, I would just like to leave Santa a little note.
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Dear Santa,
You suck. I asked you for just one thing this year and not only did you not bring my Boytoytoy, but you even took away the fantasy of the possibility of the Boytoytoy. As you know, it is now the fourth Christmas that I have gone through without one and I was so excited this year because I thought that you would finally remember to bring my gift, but alas, I was wrong.
I wonder why you always fail to remember me during this time… It’s not like I was so naughty all year. I’ve been really really good.
I hate you. And not only do I hate you, I hate all boys. Yes, you read right. This is all your fault. Now, my New Year’s Resolution is to swear off all boys forever and ever and ever. Yeah, that’s how it’s gonna be. And it’s all your fault.
As Always,
D.
PS: Well, maybe not "forever and ever and ever"… And I don’t really hate you. You know, I love you. Pero next year, ha. Promise di mo na ko lilimot. TC & GB!
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hehehe… this one is really good! stop wishing na kasi eh, you won’t even notice it will come without a glitch… maybe on your next life? hahaha… i miss you! take care
Next life? Aray ko. Nyahahaha.
nahahaha…miss u and a Merry Christmas…!
LOL. Thanks, Jewel!
I miss you, too. Belated Merry Christmas and early Happy New Year. Hehe. TC & GB!
santa sucks, but yah still want his gift.. hmmm… i guess all little girls are like that.. … … hehehe.. tc ^_^ and nice christmas story by the way!
dearest sbs,,
thats why i christened you the nick sbs coz at the back of my eeensie weensie pea brain you’ll always be one.
again in the spirit of the horrid holidays in my beautiful singsong tone,HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!lovah-lovah
@Sen, I’m glad you agree with me.
And thanks. Miss yah. TC & GB!
@My SCB: Aray ko. I’ll always be one talaga, ha… OUCH! LMAO. I miss and love you like crazy-crazy! Smoochie-smoochie! TC & GB!