The Butterfly Effect

I’ve started wearing my retainers again. On account of me noticing
on the car sunvisor-mirror-thingyblahblah that my two front teeth were
starting to butterfly again. Like this…

Eh?

Errr. Sorry, wrong picture. I actually meant this:

Eeek! Parang bungi sa sobrang pagka-butterfly. Ewww.

Now, I know that useless information like this is normally not blogworthy, but people who know me, know that:

1. I love useless information
2. I am not normal

Y’see the main problem I have with my retainers is that it irritates
my very sensitive gag reflex immensely. So, it’s a little bit
embarassing when someone passes by and I start gagging… That’s the
kind of thing that can get someone beaten up, y’know? And it doesn’t help
any, that my speech is dramatically altered by all this. For example,
my usual greeting over the phone has now become:

"Thank you for calling ADHMAN SHITTHY CHENTHER, how may I help you?"

Errr…

Me thinks that I should stop wearing retainers at work, before
someone comes into the office, and I greet them with a gag, whilst
saying, "Good Morning/Afthernoon/Evening. Pleashe have a SHIT."

We really would not want that, now would we?

Rethainersh shuck. They thoroughly shuck big thime.

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