A Word From Gerald
Hello to all you awesome people here in Friendster and most especially to all the friends of Danabelle. It is I, Gerald Doll. You may know me from the cult classic photoserye "Hello Dolly" as well as the most recent "I’m putting all my eggs in one basket".
Danabelle hasn’t been blogging for a while and I thought it would be fun to hack into her account and blog for her. Although, I have to say that it’s a little hard to type when you have no fingers… But, whatever. I’m a man and made of wood, no less. I can endure anything.
So, for the past few weeks, Danabelle was pretty much pre-occupied with this AbuDhabi-Embassy-Visa-Deal, that she pretty much neglected me half the time. She’d come home all moody and stuff. I’d ask her how her day went, but she’d just mumble and go right to bed… We didn’t even get to cuddle anymore! But hey I can’t blame her. She’s a woman, she goes through stuff… And I’m the man here, so I gotta be the one to understand, right? Although, I did feel kind of bad that she didn’t take me to Abu Dhabi with her… She never really takes me anywhere. I sometimes question if she’s ashamed to be seen in public with me. I mean, I know she loves me, but she always leaves me at home. I never know what she does at the office or who she meets up with. For all I know she could be walking around the aisles of Carrefour, chatting it up with one of those pretty boy Ken dolls. The ones with the rock-hard abs and the golden tan and the shiny hair… and has a face. :-/ But hey, I’m a man. I will not get jealous. Jealousy is for sissies.
Anyway, last weekend, she finally found the time to hang out with me and do our second photoserye project. And I gotta say, we had a blast.
That’s me giving half my heart to my Egg. 
The whole time we were doing these shots where I carried my Egg, Danabelle kept whispering "Gerald dont’ drop it. Gerald don’t drop it. Gerald don’t drop it…" and I just laughed and said, "Woman, I won’t drop the Egg." and then proceeded to pretending that it was going to fall… She didn’t like that joke.
But now that the whole Abu Dhabi-Embassy-Visa-Thing is over, she apologized for not spending time with me and said that she will never ever leave me again and told me she’d take me dancing this weekend to make up for all the lost time. Y’gotta love her, right?
Oh and in case you haven’t seen any of my photoseryes, yet. You can go and check them out here:
Hello Dolly
I’m Putting All My Eggs In One Basket
Anyway, I have to go, before she catches me messing around with her account… I might lose some of my cuddling privileges. But I will keep you all posted on any new stuff when I get the chance. Farewell for now and as Danabelle would say, "TC & GB!"
Love,
GD.